IMHO this is both a great question and a really a**hole question. I mean, who but an a**hole asks people if they're an a**hole? And is anyone so much of an a**hole that they'd answer "yes"? And is Bartz such an a**hole that she can't tell if you are?
OK, maybe I'm taking this too literally? Maybe she really means "Don't be an a**hole." Now that's advice I can really get behind.
-The freeway is jammed. The guy on your right decides he needs to be in your lane. Now. Don't be an a**hole. Let him in. Let him get home one car length sooner than you.
-You're in line for the cashier with a full shopping cart. The person behind you is holding three items and two kids. Don't be an a**hole. Let her go ahead of you.
-You've been looking for a parking spot or about five minutes when one opens up a bit ahead of you. As you ease towards it someone from the opposite direction just flies into it. Let it go. Don't be an a**hole. Sh*t happens.
-In the above, don't be that a**hole who just takes the spot without regard for whoever has been waiting longer.
You get the idea. Think of it as a guideline for a happy life - Don't be an a**hole.
OK, maybe I'm taking this too literally? Maybe she really means "Don't be an a**hole." Now that's advice I can really get behind.
-The freeway is jammed. The guy on your right decides he needs to be in your lane. Now. Don't be an a**hole. Let him in. Let him get home one car length sooner than you.
-You're in line for the cashier with a full shopping cart. The person behind you is holding three items and two kids. Don't be an a**hole. Let her go ahead of you.
-You've been looking for a parking spot or about five minutes when one opens up a bit ahead of you. As you ease towards it someone from the opposite direction just flies into it. Let it go. Don't be an a**hole. Sh*t happens.
-In the above, don't be that a**hole who just takes the spot without regard for whoever has been waiting longer.
You get the idea. Think of it as a guideline for a happy life - Don't be an a**hole.
